Nobody to argue with, so I argue with the internet instead.
PEAR Programming: The Thing I Needed That I Never Had
Pair programming is one of the most underrated practices in software engineering. AI just gave it a new name.
They Hire OxCaml Educators: Jane Street and the Scale That Broke My Brain
My first job was a soccer store. My second was a tire shop. Jane Street hires Domain Specific Language Engineers. We are not the same.
Same Circus, Different Clowns: AI Changed Absolutely Nothing
Every generation gets a new hammer and thinks they invented building. AI is just the latest one.
You Booked an Hour and I Lost a Day
Scope creep has a cousin. It’s called meeting creep and it’s eating your calendar alive.
The GC Collected Every Object on the Block Except Mine
AppDomains are dead, AssemblyLoadContext is their haunted replacement, and the GC is just vibes.
An Agent Looks at Forty: Why Probabilistic Outcomes Didn't Rule the World
Agents are amazing at deciding what to do. They’re terrible at being the thing that does it consistently.
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